Friday Find

The Find I most want to share with you today reader is my current favourite tumblr -"Why Are You Still Single?" It provides answers one can give ‘to that most ridiculous of questions’.

 The answers up to now that I love the most are:

• ‘I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

                                                              …

                                                                No, really.’

• ‘ I can only marry someone worthy to carry on the secret royal bloodline.

                                                    …I’ve said too much already.’

• Dating is difficult when you’re a time traveler.
   [If they ask, “ARE you a time traveler?” just give them a really weird look and say slowly, “There’s no such thing as time travel.”]

Special mention too for:

• ‘I’ll always be faithful to my first love: the sea.’

And

• ‘No one has correctly answered my three riddles.’